A Short Open Letter To The People of London

Congratulations on nabbing the guy responsible for your recent tragedy, and thank you very much for actively demonstrating the right way to react to a dire situation. Our fiasco of the World Trade Center is far from over; we cried, cried, cried some more, put out American flags, then The Powers That Be went and invaded a couple of countries to topple corrupt regimes that didn't have much to do with the task at hand. You cried, got over it, stood up and proclaimed "WE ARE NOT AFRAID!", and then The Powers That Be went and got the bastard. Again, I thank you.