Hey, remember Surge?

If you do, have I got great news for you. Coca-Cola is re-releasing it! It's now called Vault, and is the same product you remember, but with almost 50 percent more caffeine, bringing it up to the caffeine level of the legendary Jolt soda. Alas, it's only in test markets on the east coast right now, so those of us out here in Arizona will just have to wait. If you're reading this and happen to see some, send it over to me... I'll be the happiest jester you have ever, ever seen.