So weird it just might work...

Tonight, ABC is premiering a brand new show that has been popular in Great Britain. Over there, it's called Strictly Come Dancing. Stateside, it will be known as the very retro sounding Dancing With The Stars. Six celebrities team up with professional dancers in a heated competition, three judges critique the performance, and then America gets to vote for their favorite. Yeah, it's a bog standard talent competition. At least this time we aren't subjected to voices that had no right to leave the karaoke bar. And one of the judges played temptress Fook Yu in Austin Powers in Goldmember.