Thursday, September 15, 2005

The Subway Code

Something possessed my brain to go get a meatball sub from Subway for lunch... food coma should set in any moment now. I have noticed there are two kinds of Subway locations in this world. The first will put the same amount of toppings even if you specify that you want three pounnds of lettuce on it. The second kind (the one I went to today) has a befuddling Standard Operationg Procedure; if you specify that you want a lot of something, they put 1 piece of it on the sandwich, and if you say you want just a little bit, they give you three big handfuls. Since I wanted just a little bit of red onion on my sammitch, I am now something of a social leper for the rest of the day.