I'm walking around in the most evil retailer on earth, Super Walmart. This is not a regular habit; they just have a good price on an oil change. Anyway, I was looking through the board games (if you know me, this shouldn't be a surprise in the slightest) when my eyes happened upon something uncommon in American game stores, a Spanish board game. I took a gander at the back of the box, and printed on the box was something resembling a warning label. The English translation was "ATTENTION: Three AAA batteries not included... because you don't need them."